Senior Jokes (in English)

The Wet Kitchen Floor

Senior Citizens Jokes - The Wet Kitchen Floor - Funny Jokes in English

Traffic Signboards for Seniors 

Funny Seniors Jokes - Traffic Signboard for seniors - Senior Citizen Jokes

Two Old Women Talking about Their Memory

 Funny Seniors Jokes - Two old women sitting on a bench talking about their memory - Best Seniors Jokes

A Wise Old Man

 Funny Seniors Jokes - A wise old man was asked: “What’s preferable? Parkinson’s or Alzheimer’s?” - Best Seniors Jokes

70 Year Old Millionaire’s Young Wife 
A 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a very beautiful 25-year-old woman.
His buddies at the very first chance corner him and ask, “Bob, is she your girlfriend?’
Bob: “No, she’s my wife!”
They are knocked over, but continue to ask. “So, how’d you persuade her to marry you?”
Bob: “I lied about my age.”
They asked, “What? Did you tell her you were only 50?”
Bob smiles and says, “No, I told her I was 90.”

Elderly Americans Tour Cheese Farm in Holland
A group of elderly Americans was traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide
led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat’s milk was used. She showed the group a lovely hill site  where many goats were grazing.
“These” she explained, “are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce.” She then asked, “What do you do in America with your old goats?”
An old gentleman answered, “They send us on bus tours.”

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