Funny School Jokes

Funny School Jokes.

Naughty students are sometimes headache for their teachers. But they kids are always very intelligent. Teachers should handle them with proper tact. It’s a nice collection of Funny School Jokes in Urdu and Punjabi for Kids and teachers. These are very entertaining jokes and will make the readers laugh. The visitors of this post, especially the teachers, are welcome to share their experience about the jokes and anecdotes of little students for the enjoyment of other readers by adding these jokes in the Comment Box at the end of this page.

Funny School Jokes: ‘MURGHA’. Naughty Papoo wanted to bring naan and Pepsi.

Funny Jokes about School - 'MURGHA' - Funny School Jokes in Urdu

Bashir’s Year of Birth. Bashir was born two years before his brother Munir.

Urdu Jokes, School Jokes - Student's Year of Birth - Funny School Jokes

Funny School Jokes: ‘Koun si Qayamat?’ Is it really possible for a kid to learn all the subjects?

Jokes about School - "Koun si Qayamat?" - Funny School Jokes in Urdu

Funny School Jokes: A Witty Student. Sorry, Bashir Sahib!

Urdu Jokes about School - A witty Student - Funny School Jokes

Teacher asks Student for complete ABC. ‘Bus Allah ka shukar hai, aap sunayeen!’ 

Urdu Jokes -Teacher asks student for complete ABC - Funny School Jokes


A Letter Dictated by a Village School Teacher to His Students

School Jokes: Letter dictated by a village school teacher - Funny School Jokes in Punjabi

Difference of City & Village School Children when they Visit a Zoo. ‘O, Sheeday! Aidder vaikh!’

Difference of city & village school children when they visit Zoo - Funny School Jokes in Punjabi

KG Student writes Funny Leave Application. Naughty Bilal is adamant to skip the school.

Jokes about School - Funny leave application by a KG student - Funny School Jokes in Urdu

Teacher asks Student (Sheeda) to tell his full Name. ‘Sheeda Baandri’ seems to be a unique name.

School Jokes - Teacher asks Sheeda's full name - Funny School Jokes in Urdu

Teacher asks the Student about the meaning of Foul Language Used by Him. What happens when the car of naughty student’s dad does not start.

Jokes about School - Student uses foul language - Funny School Jokes in Urdu

Student wants Leave for the Marriage of his Grandfather. Though the grandfather was not at all ready for the marriage. 

Student wants leave for his grandfather's marriage - Funny School Jokes in Urdu

Hope you have liked these Funny School Jokes?

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  1. Hina Amjad says:

    Lol, very funny jokes.

  2. Brig (R) Aslam Khan says:

    I think this how the two kids from different locations would remark. But, lets keep it away from urban kids if we want our heads in tact. Thanks for providing humour.

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