Sardarji Jokes

Editor’s Note: These jokes should be taken in a positive spirit, these are not meant to hurt the feelings of any community. Most of these jokes are also narrated by the Sikhs across the border and the main character is always a “Musla”. Sikhs are wonderful people. It will not be out of context to refer to a Comment written by a visitor of this website from Canada:-
“In his autobiography, Sir Zafar Ullah Khan has quoted Winston Churchill describing Sikhs as the “most delightful people” from India. Churchill made the remark after appearing before a Parliamentary Commission on political reforms in British India during 1930’s.”

Difference between Radio and Newspaper?

Funny Sikh Jokes - Difference between Radio and Newspaper? - Best Sardar Jee Jokes

Sardar Jee ki Pitaye (Thrashing)

Funny Sikh Jokes - Sardar Jee ki Thrashing - Best Sardar Jee Jokes

Last Wish of a Sardar Jee

Funny Sikh (Sardar Jee) Jokes - Last Wish of a Sardar Jee - Best Sardar Jee Jokes

Sardarji buys Cheap Oranges

Funny Sikh (Sardar Jee) Jokes - Sardarji buys "cheap" oranges - Best Sardar Jee Jokes

Sardar Jee and an Angraiz in a Drowning Ship 

Funny Sikh (Sardar Jee) Jokes - Sardarji and an Angraiz in a drowning ship - Best Sardar Jee Jokes

Sardarji asks, ” Who will get the prize in the race?” 

  Sardarji Jokes - Sardarjee asks, "Who will get the prize in the race?"  - Sikh Jokes

Sardarji and his Multi Lingual Parrot

 Sardarji Jokes - Sardarjee and his multi lingual parrot - Sikh Jokes

Sardar Jee’s Punjabi Computer

Sardarji Jokes - Sardarjee's Punjabi Computer - Sikh Jokes

Opinion of Two Doctors about a Limping Sardarji

Sardarji Jokes - Two doctors' opinion about a limping Sardarjee - Sikh Sardar Jee Jokes

Sardar Jee and a Lion

Sardarji Jokes - Sardarjee pretends sleeping when sees a lion - Sikh Sardar Jee Jokes

Sardarji Runs 8 KMs a Day to Lose Weight

Sardarji Jokes - Sardarjee runs eight KMs a day to lose fifty pounds weight - Sikh Sardar Jee Jokes

Teacher Asks Sardarji to Translate a Sentence in Punjabi

Sikh Jokes - Teacher asks Sardar Jee to translate in Punjabi, "Hey Goof! Look at that girl. She is beautiful." - Best Sardar Jee Jokes

Sardar Jee Travels in Air India

Sikh Jokes - Sardar tells Air Hostess to bring kababs, chicken tandoori and Pepsi. Air Hostess" Aye tawadhay maamay da Walima nahin" - Best Sardar Jee Jokes

Sardarji Asks His Wife to Bring Water

Sikh Jokes - Sardar Jee tells his wife to bring water to check leakage in his throat - Best Sardar Jee Jokes

A Sardar Jee Gave a Stolen Gold Necklace to His Fiance 

Sikh Jokes - Sardar gave stolen necklace to his fiance. She asked its price. Sardar, "3 years imprisonment and unlimited 'Littars' "- Best Sardar Jee Jokes

70 Years Old Sardarji (to wife): “Mein teray lei chan taray tore sakna waan”

Sikh Jokes - 70 years old Sardar (to wife) "Mein teray lei chan taray tore sakna waan". Wife,"Dandaan naal roti tay tore nahi sakda" - Best Sardar Jee Jokes

Two Sardarjis Find Bombs in a Field  

Sikh Jokes - Two Sikh friends find two bombs in a field, one Sardar said, "Aye Police noo day aanay aan" - Best Sardar Jee Jokes

A Long Queue Outside a Clinic

Sikh Jokes - A Sardar who was repeatedly denied entry in a line outside a clinic said, "Saray lagay raho, Mein vee ajj clinic nahi kholna" - Best Sardar Jee Jokes

A Sardarji Tries to Taste a Tissue Paper at a Marriage Party

Sikh Jokes - A Sardar Jee tries to taste a tissue paper at a marriage party when so many sikhs warn him that it is tasteless - Best Sardar Jee Jokes

Sardar Jee’s Teacher Fell in Love with Him

Sikh Jokes - A Sardar Jee's teacher fell in love with him and sends SMS "I Miss U", Sardar sends back SMS, "I Student U" - Best Sardar Jee Jokes

Sardarji’s Wife Admonishes Her Little Son

Sikh Jokes - Sardar's son calls him rudely, he is reprimanded by his mother - Best Sardar Jee Jokes

Sardar Jee and His Math Teacher

Sikh Jokes - Math Teacher asks Sardar,"You have 2 roti, you ate both. What is left?" Sardar, "Saalan tay Achaar" - Best Sardar Jee Jokes

A Sardarni Flies to Chandigarh
A plane is on its way to Chandigarh, when Gurpreet in economy class gets up, and moves to the first class section and sits down. The flight attendant tells Gurpreet that she paid for economy class, and that she will have to sit in the back.
Gurpreet replies, “I’m Sardarni, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Chandigarh and I’m staying right here.”
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the co-pilot who goes back to Gurpreet and asks her to return to her seat in the economy class.
Gurpreet replies, “I’m Sardarni, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Chandigarh and I’m staying right here.”
The co-pilot reports the matter to the pilot. The pilot says, “You say she is a sardarni? I’ll handle this; I’m married to a sardarni. I speak sardar’s language.”
He goes back to Gurpreet and whispers in her ear, and she says, “Oh, I’m sorry.” and gets up and goes back to her seat in the economy class.
The amazed co-pilot asked, “What did you say to make her move without any fuss?”
“I told her, First class isn’t going to Chandigarh.”

Sardarji was Staring at a Girl

Funny Sardar Jee (Sikh) Jokes -  Sardar jee was staring at a girl, she showed laanat with her hand - Best Sikh (Sardar Jee) Jokes

Sardarji Wants His Wife to Grow a Beard
A Sardar jee converted to Islam. One day he started beating his wife.
A neighbor asked,  “Why are you beating your wife?”
Sardar: “I asked her to grow beard but she doesn’t agree.”
Neighbour:  “How can a woman grow beard?”
Sardar: “ Minoo patta aye, per eh irrada tay karay, aidha vee sawaab milda aye.”

Sardar Jee and His Old Wife

Sikh Jokes - Sardar's Wife, "I look old to you but Joginder Sigh praises me". Sardar, "He's a scrap dealer" - Best Sardar Jee Jokes

Sardarji Got Involved in a Car Accident

Sikh Jokes - Driver (after the accident), " Mein nay head light on kar kay bataya tha kay pehlay mujhay janay do" - Best Sardar Jee Jokes

Sardar Jee Explains Inflation to His Wife
Wife: “What is inflation?”
Sardar Jee: “When we got married, you were 36-24-36 but now you are 48-38-48. You have everything more than you had before.”
Wife: “So?”
Sardar Jee: ” Despite that your value is less than before. That’s what inflation is!”

Two Sardars Encounter a Lion
Two Sardars were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them threw red chilly powder into its eyes, and ran. Second one stayed unmoved.
When asked why did he not run, the second Sardar said: “Why should I run? It were you who threw the chillies.”

Sardar Jee’s Friend Hits Him With a Shoe
A Sardar Jee’s friend hits him with a shoe.
Sardar: “Tum nay yeh joota ghussay say mara ya mazaaq say?”
Friend: “Ghussay say.”
Sardar: “Acha hai werna mein essa mazaaq bardaasht nahi karta.”

Laments of a Sardarji’s Widow

Funny Jokes in Punjabi - 'Naa Batti, Naa Diwaa' - Best Sardar Jee Jokes

English Translation:
When a Sardar Jee died in Indian Punjab, his wife started lamenting: ” Way tu othay tur gaya, jithay na diva na batti; Way tu othay tur gaya, jithay na manji na pirhi; Way tu othay tur gaya, jithay na aata na roti.”
Her little son asked her; “Baybay, kidray Abaa Pakistan tay nahin tur gaya?”

Sardar Jee Wanted to Rob a Bank

Sikh Jokes - A Sardar wanted to rob a Bank but forgot his gun at home. The Manager was also a Sikh - Best Sardar Jee Jokes

Sardar Jee Experiments on a Cockroach
Sardar jee was attending a class where cockroaches were being dissected.
He cuts one leg of a cockroach and says,”Chal.”  It walks.
He cuts its 2nd and 3rd legs and said, “Chal,”  It walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, “Chal.” It didn’t walk.
Finally he wrote the conclusion…… ……
“After all the legs of a cockroach are cut, it becomes deaf.”

Sardarji Goes Out to Eat Pizza

Sikh Jokes - Waiter, "Should I cut Pizza into 4 pieces or 8?", Sardar, “Yaar! Chaar hi karday, 8 khaye nahi jaan gay.” - Best Sardar Jee Jokes

Where was Sardarji Born?
Teacher to Sardar Jee: ” Where were you born?”
Sardar : “In Tiruvanantapuram.”
Teacher : “Spell it?”
Sardar (after thinking): “I think I was born in GOA.”

No Great Men Born in Sardar Jee’s Village
One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar: “Any great man born in this village?”
Sardar: “No sir, only small babies are born in our village.”

Sardarji’s  Explanation of an Idiot
Son: “What is an idiot?”
Sardar Jee: “An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can”t understand him. Do you understand me?”
Son: “No.

A Sardar Jee Obtains Car Loan
A Sardar jee obtained a Car Loan from a bank, and bought a car. After a couple of months, he could not pay the monthly loan installments, and the bank repossessed the car. He informed all his friends about bank loan and repossession.
Now, all his smart friends are applying for Marriage Loans!
Wow, they are smart !

Sardar Jee Was a Victim of Racism
A customer asked the clerk of a store in Virginia, USA, “In what aisle could I find  Sarson ka Tel ( Mustard Oil)?”
The clerk says “Are you a Sikh”?
The guy, clearly offended, says, “Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian Olive Oil, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?”
The clerk said, “No, I probably wouldn’t.”
The guy says, “Well then I asked for Sarson ka Tel, why did you say I am a Sikh?”
The clerk replied, “Because you’re in a Liquor Store.”

Immigrant Sardarji Gets Sick
An immigrant Sardar Jee in USA goes to a doctor and says, “Doctor, I feel terrible.”
After examining the patient thoroughly, the doctor says, “Put your baby’s ‘potty’ and urine in a bucket, throw in a dead fish and some rotting vegetables. Let them remain there for 10 days, then put a towel over your head and inhale the vapours for 15 minutes every morning.”
The man does this and goes back to the doctor and says: “Doc, I feel wonderful. What was wrong with me?”
“You were Homesick” says the doc.

Sardar Jee Becomes a Catholic
Each Friday night Sardar jee would cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs in his outdoor BBQ grill. All of his neighbors were strict Catholics and they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday.
The aroma from the BBQ was causing such a problem for them that they talked to their Priest who persuaded Sardar jee to become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Sardar jee attended Mass… And as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, “You were born a Sikh, and raised as a Sikh, but from now, you are a Catholic.”
Sardar jee’s neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived. Again the aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into Sardar jee’s backyard and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.
There stood Sardar jee, carefully sprinkling holy water over the grilling meats and chanted: “Oye, you were born a chicken, and you were born a lamb, you were raised as a chicken and you were raised as a lamb but now onwards you are a potato and you are a tomato.”

What Comes First? Chicken or Egg?
Sardar jee found the answer to the most difficult question ever. What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever you order first, will come first.”

Sardarji Uses the Word ‘Thand’ (Cold) in a Sentence 

Sikh Jokes - Teacher asks Sardar to use the word 'thand' (cold) in a sentence - Best Sardar Jee Jokes

A Sardar Jee Sat On a Double-decker Bus in London

Sikh Jokes - A Sardar Jee worried about no driver at the upper portion of a Double-deck bus in London - Best Sardar Jee Jokes

Teacher asks a Sardarji; “Kamyabi Kiss Kay Qadam Choomti Hai?” 

Sikh Jokes - Teacher;" Kamyabi kiss kay qadam choomti hai?", Sardar, "Jo socks uttaar kay paon dhota hai" - Best Sardar Jee Jokes

Sardarji Jumps into a Swimming Pool

 

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Comments

  1. Very interesting jokes

  2. Riyan Butt says:

    Ha, ha, ha!! So funny jokes.

  3. Usama Muneeb says:

    Please send me jokes.

  4. Dr. Meera Khan says:

    All jokes about Sardar Jee are entertaining but one of them is exceptionally amazing and points to some “reality”. The ‘laments of a Sardar Jee’s widow and her son’s query, “Baybay, kidray Abaa Pakistan tay nahin tur gaya?”, is mind-boggling for natives of Pakistan.

  5. Maj (R) Ali Malik says:

    Shukkar hai Sardar Jee haen, nahen tay saadha number hona see!!

  6. Maj (R) Rehmat Elahi says:

    A fantastic collection. I like it. Please keep it up!!!

  7. Great segment indeed. And a great website.

  8. Lt Col (R) Masood Alam says:

    Well done!! You are doing great job to entertain us. Regards.

  9. Mehmud Ahmed (Brampton, Canada) says:

    In his autobiography, Sir Zafarullah Khan has quoted Winston Churchill describing Sikhs as the “most delightful people” from India. Churchil made the remark after appearing before a Parliamentary Commission on political reforms in British India
    during 1930’s.

  10. Very interesting Sardar Jee Jokes.

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