Merasi Jokes (in Urdu & Punjabi)

A Merasi was Recruited in the Army during Second World War

Punjabi Jokes of Merasi : A Merasi was recruited in Army in Second World War - Mirasi Jokes

A ‘Wise’ Merasi in the Army

Punjabi Jokes of Merasi : A 'Wise' Merasi in the Army - Mirasi Jokes

A Merasi was asked to Massage the Horse of Chaudhry

Punjabi Jokes : Merasi was asked to Massage the Horse of Chaudhry - Mirasi Jokes in Urdu

A Charsi Merasi donates his Eyes

Punjabi Jokes : Eyes donation by a Charsi Merasi - Mirasi Jokes in Urdu

One Kilo Karailay

Punjabi Jokes : One Kilo Karailay - Mirasi Jokes

Roza daar Merasi and FM Radio 

Punjabi Jokes : Roza daar Merasi and FM Radio - Mirasi Jokes

An Injured Merasi

Punjabi Jokes : An injured Merasi needs stitches on his head - Mirasi Jokes

Dou ka Pahara

Punjabi Jokes : Teacher asks Merasi's son for Dou ka Pahara - Mirasi Jokes

Merasi’s Son wants to Marry an abusive Girl

Punjabi Jokes : Merasi's son wants to Marry an abusive Girl - Merasi Jokes

Merasi asked Chaudhry for Rishta

Punjabi Jokes : Merasi asked Chaudhry for rishta - Merasi Jokes

A Merasi Judge and a Mirasi Thief

Punjabi Jokes : A Merasi Judge and a Mirasi Thief - Mirasi Jokes

Neighbor of Merasi throws Shoe whenever he Sings

Punjabi Jokes : Neighbor of Merasi throws shoe whenever he sings - Merasi Jokes

Wife of a Merasi Gets Fever 

Punjabi Jokes, Merasi Humour: Wife of a Merasi gets fever - Merasi Jokes

Aik Merasi Nay Roza Rakha

Punjabi Jokes : Aik Merasi nay Roza rakha - Mirasi Jokes

Poli Poli Dholki at the Death Bed

Punjabi Jokes, Merasi Humour: Poli Poli Dholki at the death bed - Merasi Jokes

Lottery of Rs. 5 Crore 

Urdu Jokes : Merasi and Rs. 5 Crore Lottery - Merasi Jokes

A Merasi was Smoking an unlit Cigarette

Punjabi Jokes : A Merasi was smoking an unlit cigarette - Merasi Jokes

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Comments

  1. Ravi Nisar says:

    Cheema Sir… awesome jokes, Miraasian di rag sae phri jey tusi… :p

  2. Great Jokes
    Maza A gya

  3. Lt Col Amir Afzal Khan (Retd) says:

    Cheema,
    Excellent jokes .Keep it up.

  4. Maj (R) Mujib Aftab says:

    Dear Cheema,
    All jokes are welcome. At least they bring smile on our gloomy faces & at times we laugh it out loudly. This is much needed. Lagay raho, Munna Bhai. This is great job you are doing. Thanks a lot.

  5. Lt Col (R) Qadeer A Chaudhry, 24 /29 Punjab says:

    Cheema Jee,
    AoA.
    Good jokes, ha ….ha…..ha.

  6. Azam Gill, France says:

    Thanks Cheema Jee for bringing smile and laughter into our lives.

  7. Lt Col (R) Zafar Mustafa says:

    Thanks Cheema. After the early morning blood tests at the Agha Khan Lab, I was cheered-up by these jokes.

    • Maj (R) M. Ejaz Baig says:

      Col Zafar Mustafa,
      Sir, wish you happy healthy life.
      Azam Gill can also narrate wonderful jokes. Come on, Gill! Do share with us some French jokes.
      Regards to all bothers.

  8. Maj (R) Khalid Saeed Shah says:

    Good humor, keep contributing. Stay Blessed.
    Best Regards.

    • Lt Col Masood Alam (retd) says:

      Dear Cheema, you are spreading smiles all over. Well done, keep it up, “good kita”. Regards

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