Editor’s Note: These jokes are on the lighter side and should be taken in a positive spirit. These are not meant to hurt the feelings of any community. The term ‘Maulvi’ or ‘Molvi’ here is used in the context of an illiterate person who has zero knowledge of religion but thinks that he is the custodian of religion. You can say that these jokes are about ‘Naam Nehad’ mullahs. The learned ones are referred to as ‘Maulana’ or ‘Allama’ and no one in his right mind can even think of ridiculing them.
“Apni Hee Biwi”
“Hay” say Halwa
“Innocence” of a village Maulvi
Jungle Mein Sher (Lion in the Jungle)
Maulvi Sahib Disappoints a Husband
Maulvi Sahib and Sohan Halwa
Maulvi Sahib’s Speech Against Lipstick
Maulvi Sahib’s Speech in Ramzan
A Maulvi Sahib’s Wife in a Romantic Mood
“Maulvi Sahib, Will You Eat Halwa or Murghi?”
Argument Between a Witty Maulvi Sahib and a Lawyer
Dance in a Night Club in England
What is the Difference Between a Molvi and a Murgha?
A Boy Holding a Live Murgha Met a Maulvi Sahib in the Street
A Crow Snatched Meat from a Maulvi Sahib’s Hand
Village Molvi and “Go America Go” Slogans
A Woman’s Request to an Angel in Janat
Is He Dum-darood Wala or Bumb-barood Wala?
A Maulvi Sahib Hit a Woman With His Bicycle
Who Wants to Eat Gajjar Halwa Mixed with Chicken Curry?
Niyyat for Qaza Namaz When Day Light Saving Time was Enforced by Musharraf
A Man Enters a Mosque with a Sword in Hand to Search a True Muslim
Maulvi Sahib! Why Do You Sit on the Ground?
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