Funny Molvi Jokes (Maulvi Jokes)

Funny Molvi Jokes.

Editor’s Note: These Funny Molvi jokes are on the lighter side and should be taken in a positive spirit. These are not meant to hurt the feelings of any community. The term ‘Maulvi’ or ‘Molvi’ here is used in the context of an illiterate person who has zero knowledge of religion but thinks that he is the custodian of religion. You can say that these jokes are about ‘Naam Nehad’  mullahs. The learned ones are referred to as ‘Maulana’ or ‘Allama‘ and no one in his right mind can even think of ridiculing them.

Nikkah Fee according to BeautyFunny Molvi Jokes.

Urdu Jokes about Molvi - Nikkah Fee according to Beauty - Funny Molvi Jokes - Maulvi Jokes

Which is Better; Pistachio Halwa or Almond HalwaFunny Molvi Jokes.

Urdu Jokes about Molvi - Pistay ka Halwa and Badam ka Halwa - Funny Molvi Jokes - Maulvi Jokes

Clever Girl and Cleverer Maulvi Sahib

Urdu Jokes about Molvi - Clever Girl and Cleverer Molvi - Funny Molvi Jokes - Maulvi Jokes

A Viallager’s Buffalo of enters jn the  Mosque

Urdu Jokes about Molvi - Villager's Buffalo enters a Mosque - Funny Molvi Jokes - Maulvi Jokes

“Apni Hee Biwi”

Funny Molvi Jokes - "Puttar! Hore Rozay rakh" - Funny Maulvi Jokes

“Hay” say Halwa

Funny Molvi Jokes - "Hay" say Halwa - Funny Maulvi Jokes

“Innocence” of a village Maulvi

Urdu Jokes about Molvi - 'Innocence' of a village Molvi - Funny Molvi Jokes - Maulvi Jokes

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Jungle Mein Sher (Lion in the Jungle)

Molvi Jokes - Lion in the Jungle - Funny Maulvi Jokes

Man Seeks Molvi Sahib’s Advice about Divorce

Urdu Jokes about Molvi - Man seeks Molvi's advice about Divorce - Funny Molvi Jokes - Maulvi Jokes

Maulvi Sahib and Sohan Halwa

Urdu Jokes about Molvi - Molvi Sahib & Sohan Halwa - Funny Molvi Jokes - Maulvi Jokes

Maulvi Sahib’s Speech Against Lipstick 

Urdu Jokes about Molvi - Molvi Sahib is against lipstick - Funny Molvi Jokes - Maulvi Jokes

Maulvi Sahib’s Speech in Ramzan 

Urdu Jokes about Molvi - Molvi Sahib's speech during Ramzan - Funny Molvi Jokes - Maulvi Jokes

A Maulvi Sahib’s Wife in a Romantic Mood

Urdu Jokes about Molvi - A Molvi's wife in romantic mood - Funny Molvi Jokes - Maulvi Jokes

“Maulvi Sahib, Will You Eat Halwa or Murghi?”

Urdu Jokes about Molvi - 'Molvi Sahib, Halwa ya Murghi?' - Funny Molvi Jokes - Maulvi Jokes

Argument Between a Witty Maulvi Sahib and a Lawyer 

Urdu Jokes about Molvi - Argument between Molvi and Lawyer - Funny Molvi Jokes - Maulvi Jokes

Dance in a Night Club in England

Urdu Jokes about Molvi - A Molvi visits Night Club in England - Funny Molvi Jokes - Maulvi Jokes

What is the Difference Between a Molvi and a Murgha?

Urdu Jokes about Molvi - Difference between Molvi & Murgha? - Funny Molvi Jokes - Maulvi Jokes

A Boy Holding a Live Murgha Met a Maulvi Sahib in the Street

Urdu Jokes about Molvi - Boy with a Murgha met a Molvi - Funny Molvi Jokes - Maulvi Jokes

A Crow Snatched Meat from a Maulvi Sahib’s Hand. Funny Molvi Jokes.

Urdu Jokes about Molvi - Crow snatches meat from Molvi - Funny Molvi Jokes - Maulvi Jokes

Village Molvi and “Go America Go” Slogans

Urdu Jokes about Molvi - Molvi wants American visa - Funny Molvi Jokes - Maulvi Jokes

A Woman’s Request to an Angel in Janat

Urdu Jokes about Molvi - Let a Molvi enter Janat - Funny Molvi Jokes - Maulvi Jokes

‘Is He Dum-darood Wala or Bomb-barood Wala?’ Funny Molvi Jokes.

Urdu Jokes about Molvi - Dum-darood wala or Bomb-barood wala Molvi? - Funny Molvi Jokes - Maulvi Jokes

 

Gajjar Ka Halwa Mixed with Chicken CurryFunny Molvi Jokes. 

Jokes about Molvi - Molvi's wife cooks Chicken Curry & Gajjar Halwa - Funny Molvi Jokes - Maulvi Jokes

Niyyat for Qaza Namaz When Day Light Saving Time was Enforced by Musharraf. Pakistan has observed Daylight Saving Time (DST) thrice. In 2002, during the rule of Pervez Musharraf, the DST was observed from April 7 to October. Then it was observed from 1st June 1 to 3st1 October 2008 and lastly from 15th April 15 to 31st October 2009.

Urdu Jokes about Molvi - Village Molvi and 'Musharraf Time' - Funny Molvi Jokes - Maulvi Jokes

A Man Enters a Mosque with a Sword in Hand to Search a True MuslimFunny Molvi Jokes.

Urdu Jokes about Molvi - Man enters a mosque with a sword - Funny Molvi Jokes - Maulvi Jokes

Maulvi Sahib! Why Do You Sit on the GroundFunny Molvi Jokes.

Urdu Jokes about Molvi - Molvi sits on the ground - Funny Molvi Jokes - Maulvi Jokes

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Comments

  1. Please add more jokes.

  2. Shawaiz Khan says:

    Very nice jokes, maza aa gaya, wah wah!

  3. Abdul Qayum Qureshi says:

    Buhat achhay jokes hain, jaari rakhain. Aur bhi mazedar jokes add karain.

  4. Anwar Chistti says:

    Very funny and good jokes. You are doing a good effort to collect these jokes. In this way you are lessening the pain and btrouble of a common man.

  5. R P Wasan says:

    Really very funny jokes.

  6. Amna Abid says:

    Very nice and clean jokes.

  7. Irfan Fareed says:

    Oh, my God!! Good jokes!

  8. Arooba Ejaz says:

    Ha ha ha, LOL!! Seriously so funny jokes, man!

  9. Rafia Ramzan says:

    Very nice jokes.

  10. Nice collection!

  11. Lt Col Farooque Akhtar (2nd SSC) says:

    Very nice jokes. You have put in lot of effort.

  12. Lt Col Masood Alam (retd) says:

    It seems that you have consumed lot of time and effort in compiling these jokes.Your effort is commendable. You are doing lot of work for spreading smiles. Regards.

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