Husband and Wife Jokes.
It is a collection of extremely funny Husband and Wife Jokes which will make your day. These meticulously selected jokes depict the funny side of married life of wives and husbands.
Why did the Wife Murder her Husband?
‘Khatt Patt’
‘Chand Si Biwi’
‘The Habitual Husband’
Innocent Husband
‘Shakki Mizaj Biwi’
‘Faisla Mehfooz’
A Naughty Wife
The Sad Wife
Wakeel Sahib
Mazloom Shoher. Husband and Wife Jokes
Husband’s Mobile Phone
Wife Wants to Buy 2 Kg Peas
Two very Bitter Truths
‘Azad Punchi’ (Free Bird)
Heart of a Newly Wed Wife
‘Silence‘
‘Khuda Khofi’
Less Salt in the Sabzi
Husband’s ‘Sacrifice’
Advantages & Disadvantages of Eating Mangoes
Choice of a Wrong Place for Argument with Wife
This Man was Released from Jail after 12 Years
‘General Knowledge’ of Husband
‘Happy Independence Day; 14th August‘
‘Healthy Competition’
The ‘Generous’ Woman who Closes Her one Eye
Obedient Wives get ‘Official’ Permission from their Husbands
‘Waddhi Aaee Oxygen‘
Wives can NEVER be Convinced
‘Admi Aur Churrail’
The ‘Clever’ Husband who didn’t give Newspaper to Wife
A Veterinary Doctor’s Love for his Wife
Fraud
‘Shaadi and Haldi (Turmeric)’
“Azeem” Husband
‘English Medium’ Wife
Angry Wife and ‘Maskeen’ Husband
‘Waddi aaee Jadoogarni’
Witty Husband
What an Understanding after 50 Years of Married Life!
Gum-Sum Aadmi ki Haqeeqat
Billi Choohay ka Khail
Biwi ki Maikay say Waapsi
The Unfortunate Punjabi Wife
Changay Phassay Aaan
Wife attends English Speaking Course
A Husband’s Last Message from ICU (Intensive Care Unit)
Biggest Tension for a Husband??
Du’aa of a Wife for her Husband
Repetition of “Mera Mera” by the Wife
CV aur Biwi
Iodex for Husband’s ‘Injury’
Medical Research
‘Phadday Baz’ Wife
Mirch ka Achaar (Green Chilli Pickle)
Cooking by Highly Educated Wife
The Shortest Murder Story
Puttar! Hore Rozay Rakh!!
Love is really Strange
A “Good” Wife
Don’t Blame Your ‘Muqqadar’
A Question for all Wives about Toilet Seat
Bechara Writer
Agar Aap ki Begum Aap ka Kehna nahi Maanti….
“Aqeedat ki Inteha”
A Common “Threat” by all Wives
“Meri Piyari Biwi”, a Poem by a ‘Dil jala’ Husband
Doctor asks a Husband about his Headache
Birthday Gift by a Wife
Announcement on Loudspeaker
Ishtehaar-e-Gumshudgi for Wife
Why Husbands Speak Less? At last here is a Pro-wives joke on the demand of some ladies.
Aik Bazzurg ka Mashwara
Husband and Wife Jokes – The Height of ‘Shak’
Shohar ki Chalaakian
Aurat ki Zindagi
A Man threatens his Wife for 7 Years
Hoping for a Better Replacement
Qudrati Aafaat (Natural Disasters)
Little Girl wants to buy a gift for Grandmother
Some Wives are Like Taliban
No “Dulaasa” (Sympathy) to a Man on His Wife’s Death
Stone Age Man Wants to teach his Wife how to Talk
‘Mother Tongue‘ info in College Admission Form
“Goongi Badmashi” (Roguish Silence)
Husband & Wife ka “Anmole Payar”
Husband and Wife Jokes – ‘Sahayli (Friend) ki Nishaani’
Four Marriages by a Male
Husband and Wife Jokes – In which Season the Chilies grow?
FaceBook ka Chaskaa. Husband and Wife Jokes.
Kaali Biwi (Black wife) wants Curtains to avoid Neighbour’s Gaze
Blind Faith on Ariel Washing Powder. Husband and Wife Jokes.
Bhoot
Husband thinks his Wife is Dhamaka Khaiz Mouaad” (Explosive Device)
A Bachelor is Always Wise
A Man’s Nature
“Sharafat-e-Pakistan”
‘Silence’ of a Husband
Husband Laments about His 5 Years’ Married Life
Effectiveness of Multani Mitti Mask
Maulvi Sahib Disappoints This Husband
Husband Bought 3 Tickets of a Film for Sunday
Bazurgoun Ka ‘Billi Maar’ Experience
2000 Rupaye Ka Suit, 4000 Ka Impression
Dabaanay kay sunehri Asool. Husband and Wife Jokes.
Husband and Wife jokes – Whose Mother is More Likable?
Baqar Eid ka Qorma. Husband and Wife Jokes.
Wishful Thinking of a Pakistani Wife. Husband and Wife Jokes.
Is Marriage Good or Bad? There is an old saying, “Shadi aisa laddoo hai kay jis nay khaya woh bhi pachtaaya or jis nay nahin khaya woh bhi pachtaaya”.
A Non Romantic Husband
Hsband and Wife in Jannat. Husband and Wife Jokes.
Doctor Tells Woman Not to Give Tension to Her Sick Husband. Husband and Wife Jokes.
Betting on a Wrong Horse. Husband and Wife Jokes.
Dua Before Marriage about the Future Mother-in-Law
Husband and Wife Jokes: The Brave Husband Refused to Eat Hard Roti (bread)
The Husband Doesn’t Pray and Keep Fast in Ramzan But Willing to Have Iftar . Light Humour in Ramzan.
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Light Humour in Ramzan.
Husband and Wife Jokes: Husband Protests when Wife Buys Another Dupatta
A Man finds Aladdin’s Lamp. Husband and Wife Jokes.
An Advice to Married Men Whose Wives Get Angry
Couples are Formed in the Heavens But They are Disgraced on the Earth
A Husband was Sad on his Wife’s Death
Husband: “Doctor, I Can’t Hear When My Wife Talks to Me.”
Husband Fed Up of Wife’s Demands, Wants to Commits Suicide
Saddaqa Rids You from All Evils Except…..
A Newly Married Saraiki Couple Sitting in a Park. Husband and Wife Jokes.
Anger is a Manly Trait, But… Husband and Wife Jokes.
A Mouse Danced in Front of a Lion’s Barat
Totally Different Thinking of Husband and Wife Sitting Silent in a Room
A Wise Married Man’s Dilemma
Mother-in-Law Was Kidding
How Does a Wife Compare Her Husband with Other Male Relatives in the Family?
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Marriage Jokes
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Marriage Jokes (Reader’s Digest)
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Nice jokes but in every joke why a wife has been shown a cruel?
Wife is wife, these are very stupid jokes, just wasted my time. Try again for nice performance.
Very funny jokes but one sided.
Thanks, Warraich Sahib.
Ha Ha……..ha – good
Talkh shachyan has has kar sunai or sune jati han. Good this is really an enjoyment. not bad.
Some times these are truths – not jokes
these are very funny jokes
WOW AWESOME
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Very good jokes.
Why these desi wife issues are universal?
These are nice jokes. 🙂
Very nice and clean jokes.
very cute jokes
Awesome jokes are here,
But biwiyon ko Bura kehnay Walay husbands yeh soch Lein kay,,, biwi nahi tou bachay bhee nahi, bachay nahi tou, aapki nasal kaisay chalay gi? So husband and wife are most important for each other, because Allah makes us for each other… Both are equal. Shareek-e-hayat Allah nay bewaja nahi banay.
Yes obsoletely right
Good Post with nice jokes.
I like funny picture jokes
excelent
very clean and nice jokes
It is a very good Post.
Biwiyaan itni bhi buri nahi hoteen jitni show ki gaye hain.
Not 100% but 99.99% are the same.
Excellent collection of jokes. Agreed that not all women are same but most of these have drawn a true picture of women in general 🙂
These are the best ever Jokes read by me.
Very nice jokes, I like it.
I like these nice and clean jokes. 😛
I agree, these are very nice jokes.
The Best jokes I have ever read.
Biwi itni bhee buri nahi hoti agar aisa hota tou koi yeh kabi na kehta kay her kamiyab mard kay pichay aik aurat ka haath hota hai……
kayoun kay uss kay haath may jhoot hota hai. Hahaha.
Lekin aaj kamyab mard bhi kumyaab hain. 🙂
These are only jokes, not real.
Mein bhi aik wife hoon aur apni life may mein buhat kush hoon.
What a great collection of clean jokes!!
Yeh jokes thay? Mujhay laga kay bilkul true hain!!
Qabaristan k qabaristaan bhar dye aurtoon nay, jaag larkey jaag!!
very good jokes, I like this Post.
Thanks, I have really enjoyed these so nice jokes!!
Larkiyaan kia itni buri hoti hain?
Larkiyan bohat sweet hoti hain!
Really?
Very nice and good jokes but biwiyan itni zalim nahi hoteen jitna unko show kia hai.
I like these jokes. These are very nice.
Very funny jokes but larkoun ka apnay baaray may kaya khayal hai?
Larkon ka ya shoharon ka?
That’s what I want to ask why there is no fun joke about husband’s attitudes? What about those husbands who always keep on deceiving their wives, they are never loyal to their wives.
ALLAH wiii ask those husbands but why these people have made all these fun jokes on wives only, it is not fair.
Hahaha, fantastic, I liked these jokes very much. Picture setting bhee Kamal ki hai. Congratulation.
Ha ha ha! Very funny jokes!!
I enjoyed these all jokes very much but jitna wife ko badnam kia hai itni bhi nahi hoti. Agar hai tou phir loge shaadi kion kartay hain?
Very nice jokes. This type of jokes release the tension.
Now I have made my decision not to marry. 🙂
Very awesome jokes but not near to reality!!
Bilkul theek likha hoowa hai, biwian aisi hi hoti hain!!
Aur husbands kay baray mein kaya khayal hai?
Woh tou becharey masoom hotey hain.
Very nice, decent and clean Jokes.
Wonderful!! These are really nice jokes.
Fit jokes hain but biwian itni bhi zalim nahi jitni show ki gayein hain.
At least some one has accepted that BIWIYAN zalim hoti hain. The question is only of % of ZULM only?
Any way, no ill feeling, inhi kay dum say saaray rang hain.
I have enjoyed these Jokes very much.
Very nice nice jokes and very decent website.
These jokes are awesome, Man!!!
Very good jokes. I am ikk dukhi banda. 🙁
These jokes brought a lot of laughter.
Very nice jokes, l like it.
kya hull hai?
Good jokes, I really enjoyed.
These are lovely jokes.
Yeah, 80% of it is true!!!!
I like jokes, these are very funny.
i love all these jokes
Masha’allah good & decent collection – you made my day – Jazak Allah!!
Really nice collection of jokes, thanks for sharing
AoA. I have really enjoyed your collection of old/new jokes. Keep it up Cheema Jee (Editor).
Bechaaray Editor ko iss umer may koi guftagu ka bahana chaahiye. A very daring act, keep it up. Khakhran nu hath paaya aye.
Better don’t let bhabi read your collection. Verna khair nahin.
Har shadi shuda aur dukhi murd na janey kiun apni tareef kurwaney ke liey pahley lateefay jama karta hai aur phir comments bhi mangta hai. Kaash bewiaan yehi soch ker saal mein aik daffa hi tareef ker diya karein.
Brother, It is an excellent collection of Husband & Wife Jokes.
These are good jokes. I have liked these very much. Share more.
I have enjoyed these Jokes a lot!!
Wah bhai wah! Very good jokes.
I must say these are very very good jokes.
Good jokes!!
I really realiy enjoyed these jokes. Bohat bohat maza aaya!!! Thanks.
Ha ha ha!! I like these jokes!
A good collection.Enjoyed them all.Thanks
What a fine collection. Just keep it up!!
Dear Cheema Jee,
Fantastic jokes. I enjoyed reading each with rapt attention.
Thoroughly Enjoyed. Thanks!!!
Mind blowing jokes!!
Zabardust jokes!!
Wehla banda hi eh kam ker sakda aye…..
Nice jokes. I really enjoyed.
Thanks Allah, I was not caught by my wife while reading these jokes. Aaj tou butch gaye, phir aisa zulm mut karna, Col Saab.
Editor: He is my class fellow. We were in Govt College Lahore back in 1967.
I love it but I want some more fun so keep collecting jokes!!
Ha,ha. Very funny jokes!!!
Ha, ha, ha!!! Itni bay-izzati biwion ki achi nahi lagti,
Excellent collection, keep it up.
Fantastic, you are master in collection of joke & depicting these graphically in a beautiful manner.
Very well designed with humour and sensitivity.