Less Salt in the Sabzi
‘Organic Roasted Chestnuts’
Advantages & Disadvantages of Eating Mangoes
Choice of a Wrong Place for Argument with Wife
This Man was Released from Jail after 12 Years
‘General Knowledge’ of Husband
‘Happy Independence Day’
The ‘Generous’ Woman who Closes Her one Eye
Obedient Wives get ‘Official’ Permission from their Husbands
‘Waddhi Aaee Oxygen‘
Wives can NEVER be Convinced
‘Admi Aur Churrail’
The ‘Clever’ Husband who didn’t give Newspaper to Wife
A Veterinary Doctor’s Love for his Wife
‘Shaadi and Haldi’
‘English Medium’ Wife
Angry Wife and ‘Maskeen’ Husband
‘Waddi aaee Jadoogarni’
What an Understanding after 50 Years of Married Life!
Gum-Sum Aadmi ki Haqeeqat
Billi Choohay ka Khail
Biwi ki Maikay say Waapsi
The Unfortunate Punjabi Wife
Changay Phassay Aaan
Wife attends English Speaking Course
A Husband’s Last Message from ICU (Intensive Care Unit)
Biggest Tennsion for a Husband??
Dua of a Wife for her Husband
Repetition of “Mera Mera” by the Wife
CV aur Biwi
Iodex for Husband’s Injury
‘Phadday Baz’ Wife
Mirch ka Achaar (Green Chilli Pickle)
Cooking by Highly Educated Wife
The Shortest Murder Story
Puttar! Hore Rozay Rakh!!
Love is really Strange
A “Good” Wife
Don’t Blame Your ‘Muqqadar’
A Question for all Wives about Toilet Seat
Agar Aap ki Begum Aap ka Kehna nahi Maanti….
“Aqeedat ki Inteha”
A Common “Threat” by all Wives
“Meri Piyari Biwi”, a Poem by a ‘Dil jala’ Husband
Doctor asks a Husband about his Headache
Birthday Gift by a Wife
Announcement on Loudspeaker
Ishtehaar-e-Gumshudgi for Wife
Why Husbands Speak Less? At last here is a Pro-wives joke on the demand of some ladies.
Aik Bazzurg ka Mashwara
Shakk ki Intehaa by a Wife
Shohar ki Chalaakian
Aurat ki Zindagi
A Man threatens his Wife for 7 Years
Hoping for a Better Replacement
Qudrati Aafaat (Natural Disasters)
Little Girl wants to buy a gift for Grandmother
Some Wives are Like Taliban
No “Dulaasa” (Sympathy) to a Man on His Wife’s Death
Stone Age Man Wants to teach his Wife how to Talk
‘Mother Tongue’ info in College Admission Form
“Goongi Badmashi” (Roguish Silence)
Husband & Wife ka “Anmole Payar”
Sahayli (Friend) ki Nishaani
Four Marriages by a Male
In which Season the Chilies grow?
FaceBook ka Chaskaa
Kaali Biwi (Black wife) wants Curtains to avoid Neighbour’s Gaze
Blind Faith on Ariel Washing Detergent
Husband thinks his Wife is Dhamaka Khaiz Mouaad” (Explosive Device)
A Bachelor is Always Wise
A Man’s Nature
‘Silence’ of a Husband
Husband Laments about His 5 Years’ Married Life
Effectiveness of Multani Mitti Mask
Maulvi Sahib Disappoints This Husband
Husband Bought 3 Tickets of a Film for Sunday
Bazurgoun Ka ‘Billi Maar’ Experience
2000 Rupaye Ka Suit, 4000 Ka Impression
Dabaanay kay sunehri Asool
Whose Mother is More Likable; Husband’s or Wife’s?
Baqr Eid Ka Qorma
Wishful Thinking of a Pakistani Wife
Is Marriage Good or Bad? There is an old saying, “Shadi aisa laddoo hai kay jis nay khaya woh bhi pachtaaya or jis nay nahin khaya woh bhi pachtaaya”.
A Non Romantic Husband
Hsband and Wife in Jannat
Doctor Tells Woman Not to Give Tension to Her Sick Husband
Betting on a Wrong Horse
Dua Before Marriage about the Future Mother-in-Law
The Brave Husband Refused to Eat Hard Roti Made by His Wife
The Husband Doesn’t Pray and Keep Fast in Ramzan But Willing to Have Iftar . Also see Light Humour in Ramzan.
Light Humour in Ramzan.
Husband Tried to Protest When His Wife Bought Another Dupatta
A Man finds Aladdin’s Lamp
An Advice to Married Men Whose Wives Get Angry
Couples are Formed in the Heavens But They are Disgraced on the Earth
A Husband was Sad on his Wife’s Death
Husband: “Doctor, I Can’t Hear When My Wife When She Talks to Me.”
Husband Fed Up of Wife’s Demands, Wants to Commits Suicide
Saddaqa Rids You from All Evils Except…..
A Newly Married Saraiki Couple Sitting in a Park
Anger is a Manly Trait, But…
A Mouse Danced in Front of a Lion’s Barat
Totally Different Thinking of Husband and Wife Sitting Silent in a Room
A Wise Married Man’s Dilemma
Mother-in-Law Was Kidding
How Does a Wife Compare Her Husband with Other Male Relatives in the Family?
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