Funny Signboards (in Urdu)

‘Funny signboards in Urdu’ is a large collection of carefully selected funny signboards. These extremely funny signboards in Urdu depict a true picture of Pakistan in a humorous way. It will hopefully provide good enjoyment to the fun starved masses through funny signboards.

Airy Rooms with Flush System are Available for Rent

Funny Signboards in Urdu: Airy Rooms with Flush System for Rent - Funny Urdu Signboards

Funny Poetry on Signboard of Nana Hotel, Karachi. This photo was taken by Ali Raza in Karachi (Taj Complex) early in the morning.

Funny Signboards in Urdu: Funny Poetry on signboard of Nana Hotel, Taj Complex, Karachi - Funny Signboards

Baichaen Group selling Shakar Qandi (Sweet Potato). Photo by Tahir Iqbal.

Best Funny Signboards in Urdu: Baichaen Group selling Shakar Qandi (Sweet Potato) - Funny Signboards

Kanwaray Murghay Ka Gousht

Best Funny Signboards in Urdu: Kanwaray murghay ka gousht - Funny Signboards in Urdu

Asli Khamaar Naswar. Khamaar means ‘nasha’.

Best Funny Signboards in Urdu/Pushto: Asli Khamaar (khamaar means 'nasha') naswar- Funny Signboards in Urdu/Pushto

Notice in a Restaurant in Namak Mandi, Peshawar. It is only in KPK that they remind you about your arms. Photo contributed by Umair Shaukat Latif.

Best Funny Notices in Urdu: Notice in a Restaurant in Peshawar, Before leaving, check your mobile phone, cash and weapon - Funny Notices in Urdu

Government Primary School, Manji Toour, Shakargarh. Is it Manji Toour (Charpoy Breaker) or Munji Toour (Rice Crop Breaker)?

Best Funny Signboards in Urdu: Government Primary School, Manji Toour (Shakargarh) - Funny Signboards in Urdu

Ultimatum by a Wife: “Bring Only Ilyas Biryani, Otherwise I Will Go to My Mother”

Best Funny Signboards in Urdu: Ultimatum by a wife, "Bring only Ilyas Biryani, otherwise I will go to my mother" - Funny Signboards in Urdu

Funny Notice: Free Hair Cut if Pakistan wins Cricket match from India

Best Funny Notices in Urdu: Free Hair Cut if Pakistan wins Cricket match from India - Funny Notices in Urdu

Rally against Lotas (Turncoats). ‘Mujhey toilet mein rehnay do, Parliament ki zeenat na banao’.

Rally against Lotas (Turncoats): Mujhey Toilet Mein Rehnay Do, Parliament Ki Zeenat Na banao.

“Himmat Naswar” from Swat; a Tonic for Computer Addicts

Funny photos; "Himmat Naswar" from Swat; a tonic for computer addicts

How Will ‘Khala‘ Agree?  Please do study hard, otherwise your Khala (aunt) will not allow you to marry her daughter and your parents will  have to find your bride out of the family.

Funny Signboards in Urdu- You have to get educated to marry your cousin. funny signboards.

Boota ‘Phook’ Service. Filling of air in the tyres.

Best Funny Urdu Posters, Signboards and Notices: Boota Phook Service, Filling of Air in tyres - Funny Urdu Signboards, Posters, Notices

Rent-a-Donkey for Rs.10 Per Hour

Best Funny Signboards in Urdu: Rent-a-Donkey for Rs.10 per hour, no expenditure of Petrol, Diesel or CNG - Funny Signboards in Urdu

Hospital for Injured Shoes

Best Funny Urdu Posters, Signboards and Notices: "Zakhmi jooton ka haspitaal" (Hospital for injured shoes) - Funny Urdu Signboards, Posters, Notices

A Wise Tailor. Though he is not an MBA but he knows the marketing skills.

Best Funny Urdu Posters, Signboards and Notices: Notice by A wise tailor "Fit your father's or elder brother's trouser to your size" - Funny Urdu Signboards, Posters, Notices

Noori Paan Shop, Sandha Kalan, Lahore 

Best Funny Urdu Posters, Signboards and Notices: Noori Paan Shop, Sandha Kalan, Lahore - Funny Urdu Signboards, Posters, Notices

This Time Give Vote to Some Insaan Ka Bacha

Best Funny Urdu Posters, Signboards and Notices: This time Give vote to some Insaan ka bacha - Funny Urdu Signboards, Posters, Notices

One Who Likes India, Should Go Over There

Best Funny Urdu Posters, Signboards and Notices: One who likes Bharat (India) Should go over there - Funny Urdu Signboards, Posters, Notices

Plants Destroyer is Being Scolded Through a Notice 

Best Funny Urdu Posters, Signboards and Notices: Plants destroyer is being scolded through a Notice - Funny Urdu Signboards, Posters, Notices

Littering is Not Allowed

Best Funny Urdu Posters, Signboards and Notices: Littering is not allowed, Katchra daalna manna hai - Funny Urdu Signboards, Posters, Notices


Wah Baba! Wah! An Old Man with a Banner Against Peoples Party and Muslim League

Best Funny Urdu Posters, Signboards, Banners and Notices: An old man with a banner against Muslim League and Peoples Party - Funny Urdu Signboards, Posters, Banners, Notices

Strong Protest: Demand for Marriage

Best Funny Urdu Posters, Signboards, Banners and Notices, Placards: A man holding a placard wants his father to get him married in time - Funny Urdu Signboards, Posters, Banners, Notices, Placards

1.5 Litre Bottle Free with WARID Pre-paid Connection. Is it Coke or Pepsi bottle?

Best Funny Urdu Posters, Signboards and Notices: 1.5 litre bottle free with WARID pre-paid connection - Funny Urdu Signboards, Posters, Notices

Announcement for the Thief. Thief has already stolen clothes and shoes from two different rooms. He is now being asked to take the cap as well to complete his gear for his Jumma prayer. Will he accept this challenge?

Funny signboard in Urdu-Announcement for the Thief. funny signboards.

Warning Notice for Shoe Thief from Occupant of Room No.140

Best Funny Urdu Posters, Signboards and Notices: Warning Notice for Shoe thief from occupant of Room No.140 - Funny Urdu Signboards, Posters, Notices

Family Planning Vow. No second kid, till the first attains school going age.

Funny signboard in Urdu-Family planning. Funny signboards.

Reject Turncoats (Lotas) & Thugs. Independence greetings to everyone except the thugs and turncoats.

Funny Signboard in Urdu- Independence Day Greetings to all except Lotas (Turncoats) and Lutayras (Thugs). Funny signboard.

Funny Signboard of a Barbar Shop: Markaz Islah-e Zulf 

Best Funny Urdu Posters, Signboards and Notices: Funny signboard of a Barbar shop, Markaz Islah-e Zulf - Funny Urdu Signboards, Posters, Notices

Hot Bathroom

Funny signboard in Urdu- Garam Hamam (Hot Bathroom). Funny signboards.

Madina Hair Salon

Funny Signboards in Urdu: Madina Hair Salon. Very Funny signboards.

Slaves of America 

Funny Signboard in Urdu-Slaves of America.Very Funny signboard.

Complete Course from Nursery to FSc in Just 60 Days. Ever child is intelligent by nature, so it is not difficult for Al-Habib School and Academy, Islamabad to accomplish this task.

unny signboard in Urdu: Complete course from Nursery to FSc in 60 days- Real funny signboards

‘Yahan Koora Mut Phankain’ (Don’t Litter)

Funny signboards in Urdu- 'yahan koora mut phankain' (Don't litter). Real Funny signboard.


Funny Signboard in Urdu-Udhaar (credit) will be given only to a person between 80 to 90 years of age. Funny signboars.

No Chance of Getting Credit

Funny signboard in Urdu-No Udhaar (Credit) till Sheikh Rashid's Marriage.Very Funny signboard.

No ‘Chatni’ (Sauce)

Funny signboard in Urdu-No Chatni (sauce) with Rs.5 pakoras. Very Funny signboards.

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Funny signboard in Urdu: Rent-a-weapon, bandooq (rifle) for Rs.10.Very Funny signboard.


Mardan’s F-16 ‘Niswar

Funny signboard in Urdu: F-16 Niswar from Mardan, whole sale and retail.Very Funny signboards.

Nisar Charsi Tikka Sheesh MahalIf Nisar Charsi shifts his business from tikka selling to Chars selling, he may become a business tycoon.

Funny signboard in Urdu: Nisar Charsi (Junky) tikka, any other charsi is Number 2. Very Funny signboards.

Love ‘Qulfi’

Funny signboard in Urdu: Mohabat Qulfi (Love Ice Cream).Very Funny signboard.

Desi McDonald’s

Funny signboard in Urdu: Desi Pakistani MacDonald's.Very Funny signboards.

Bagh-e-Jinnah, Lahore

Funny signboard in Urdu: Students not allowed in Bagh-e-Jinnah (Garden) during School/College Timings.Very Funny signboard.

Park Mein Janoo Lana Manna Hai 

Best Funny Urdu Posters, Signboards and Notices: Park mein Janoo lana mana hai - Funny Urdu Signboards, Posters, Notices

No-Date Park

Funny signboard in Urdu: No Date in this Park before Nikah (Marriage).Very Funny signboard.

Rent-a-Groom & Bride

Funny signboard in Urdu: 'Subhan Allah,Rent a groom and bride'. Very Funny signboard.

Bone Treatment Centre in Hafizabad. Falling in  uncovered Gutter will break one’s bones which will be treated on the spot.

Funny signboard in Urdu: Bone treatment Centre in Hafizabad. Very Funny signboard.

Easyload, Don’t Argue, Sell Your Mobile Phone

Funny signboard in Urdu: Easyload, Don't Argue, Sell Your Mobile Phone. very Funny signboard.

Ad on a Public Toilet. ‘Sab kar do’.

 Funny signboard in Urdu: Ad on a Public Toilet (Latrine) 'sab kar do'. Funny signboard.

Laptop Shahbaz Sharif Ka 

Funny signboard in Urdu:'Laptop Shahbaz ka, Vote Imran Khan ka'. Funny signboard.

Atom Bomb ‘Sri Paye’Atom Bomb ‘Sri Paye’ of desi bakra.

Funny signboard in Urdu: 'Desi Bakray kay Atom Bomb Sri Paye'.Very Funny signboard.

Chicken Spare Parts are Available

Funny Signboards in Urdu-Murghi (Chicken) kay Spare Parts are available.Very Funny signboards.

Chicken-Murghi is Available

Funny signboard in Urdu: Chicken-Murghi is available. What is Chicken Murghi? Very Funny signboards.

Achaanak Sindhi Biryani

Funny Signboard in Urdu: Achaanak (Sudden) Sindhi Biryani.Very Funny signboards.

Sell Clothes, not Ghairat

Funny signboards in Urdu: Kapray baicho, ghairat nahi (Sell Clothes, not honor). Funny signboards.

 Eid Mela. Sale! Sale! Sale! The owner of Jaazab Cloth House is repeatedly informing his customers about this Eid Sale as per his promise. He is even keeping his shop open on Sunday for the convenience of shoppers. He seems to be a nice fellow.

Funny signboard in Urdu:'Eid Mela, Eid Mela, Sale, Sale, Sale!'. Very Funny signboards.

Laawaris Gali

Funny signboard in Urdu: 'Welcome to Laawaris Gali (Street)'. Very Funny signboards.

Lift Warning

Funny signboard in Urdu: Lift Warning: Check if lift is there or not.Very Funny signboards.

This Nation is Sleeping

Funny signboard in Urdu: Low Horn, Qaum (Nation) sleeping.Very Funny signboards.

Makhan Autos

Funny signboards in Urdu- Makhan Autos, Is it an Auto Shop or Dairy shop? Very Funny signboards.

3 in One; PCO, Organic Eggs & Oil Change

Funny signboard in Urdu: 3 in 1: PCO, desi eggs and Oil change.Very Funny signboards.

Cruel Rulers

Funny signboard in Urdu: Cruel Rulers sitting in Air Conditioned Places. Funny signboards.

From London to ‘Amreeka’ in Rs. 5 Only

Funny signboard in Urdu: From London to 'Amreeka' in Rupees 5 only. Funny signboard.

Haji Paraishaan Machine Dealer

Funny signboards in Urdu : Haji Paraishaan Machine Dealer. Very Funny signboards.

‘Don’t Stand Here, You Can be Hit by a Bullet’. Nobody would abide till he reads the second line.

Funny signboards in Urdu- 'Don't stand Here. you can be hit by a Bullet'-Real Funny signboards.

Drink Lipton Tea & Clear Your Mind

Funny signboard in Urdu-Drink Lipton tea and clear your mind. Funny signboard.

Kabul Fried Chicken (KFC). A new franchise in Pakistan? Would you like to taste it?

Funny signboard in Urdu- KFC or Kabul Fried Chicken?. funny signboard.

Funny Poster: Dog Fight

Funny Posters; Dog Fight Poster - Funny signboards in Urdu

Family Cabin for Student Biryani. Look at the arrow. Is this family cabin in the gutter? Must be pretty cool in scorching summer!

Funny signboards in Urdu-Family Cabin for Student Biryani. Funny Signboard.

Abbu Channa, Aaloo Channa.Their next item will be Ammi kachaloo.

Funny signboards in Urdu-Abbu Channa, Aaloo Channa. Funny signboard.

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  1. Very funny only in my native land you can find such humor

  2. excellent coollection

  3. Hilarious,,,!! It made my day. 🙂

  4. Serious bhi hai aur funny bhi. Hum ko education kay maidaan mein kaam karnay ji zaroorat hai.

  5. Akram Bhatti says:

    It is really funny.

  6. Pakistani says:

    This shows Pakistani nation have creativity.

  7. Humayun Qureshi says:

    My stomach is aching from laughter. Keep up the good work

  8. Pakistan Zindabad

  9. Ziauddin Ansari says:

    Zara num ho to yeh mitti bohout zarkhaiz hai saqi!

  10. Humayun Qureshi says:

    I laughed and laughed till my sides ached! Keep up the good work

  11. Iqbal M Khan says:

    The collection is excellent and very humurous. Seeing the whole, I laughed a lot after so many days. It is also a candid reflection of our society, culture and simplicity of people for which we should not be complexed.

  12. This is real humour.

  13. Saadi Arfeen says:

    There are certain very special things that you only find in Pakistan and it is for those that I love my Pakistan

  14. dr afzal memon says:

    very nice collection and eye opener

  15. Dr Abdul Bary Malik MBE says:

    This shows the true picture of Pakistan.

  16. Jazakhla Khairun

  17. very good and dedicated effort.

  18. lot of appreciation for depicting reality

  19. Boss great as ever

  20. Well done! Good humour indeed.

  21. masood alam says:

    Good selection and excelent collection.Those who matter will they understand what is going on in the country? Regards

  22. This speaks volume of disconnect in perception and reality in our society.It also reflects in built polarization in varius segments of society.

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