Funny Signboards (in English)

Need a Girlfriend? 

Best Funny Signboards in English: Need a girlfriend? Find a job first - Funny Signboards in English

Pull Up Your Pants

Best Funny Signboards in English: Pull Up Your Pants, No one wants to see your underwear - Funny English Signboards

An Infant is Begging: Can’t Speak, Can’t Walk, No Teeth, No Job, Dirty Diaper

Best Funny Notices in English: An Infant is Begging, "Can't speak, can't walk, no teeth, no job, dirty diaper" - Funny Notices in English

Long Toilet, Short ToiletThe “contractor” of this Toilet has tried to translate in English the term “Barra paishaab (Stool)/Chotta paishaab (Urine)” which is frequently used by Pakistani doctors when examining illiterate patients.

Best Funny Signboards in Urdu: Pay and use Long toilet, Rs.2, short toilet, Rs.1 - Funny Signboards in Urdu

Beware of the Dog. The Cat is Not Trustworthy Either

Best Funny signboards in English: Beware of the Dog. The cat is not trustworthy either - Funny signboards in English

Stop Electing Idiots. Will Pakistani masses ever act on this advice?

Very funny signboards - Stop Electing Idiots - Funny signboards in English

Warning to Tourists: Do Not Laugh at the Natives

Best Funny Signboards in English: Warning to Tourists; Do not laugh at the natives - Funny Signboards in English

Funny Notice: For Complaints, Press Button

Best Funny Notices in English: Complaints, Press Button, signed, the Management - Funny Notice in English

Disciplinary Action Against Staff to Keep Beer Chilled in the Cistern 

Best Funny English Posters and signboards: Disciplinary investigation against staff to keep beer chilled in the cistern - Funny English Signboards and Posters

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Prices You Can Trust: Long Yellow Things (Bananas) 1.72 / kg 

Best Funny English Posters, Signboards and Notices: Long Yellow Things (bananas) .78 lb, 1.72 / kg - Funny English Signboards, Posters, Notices

Store Open 9 Days a Week 

Best Funny English Posters and signboards: Store open 9 days a week - Funny English Signboards and Posters

Please Press Green “Yes” Button for Yes

Best Funny English Posters, Signboards and Notices: Please Press Green "Yes" Button for Yes - Funny English Signboards, Posters, Notices

We Can Repair Anything. We can Repair anything. Please knock hard on the door, the bell doesn’t work.

Best Funny English Posters, Signboards and Notices: We can Repair anything. Please knock hard on the door, the bell doesn't work - Funny English Signboards, Posters, Notices

Dark Room. Keep Door Closed. If the door is left open, all of the dark leaks out.

Best Funny signboards in English: Dark Room. Keep door closed. If it is left open, all of the dark leaks out - Funny signboards in English

Thank You for Taking all the Utensils Home for Washing. Thank you for taking all the utensils home for washing. You can bring them back now.

Best Funny signboards in English: Thank you for taking all the utensils home for washing, Now bring them back - Funny signboards in English

Funny Translation in Spanish

Funny signboard - funny translation in Spanish of "Do not enter here"

Why are People Following Me?

Thank You for Noticing This New Notice

Diapers & Politicians Should be Changed Often

Weather Forecasting Stone, Baral, Mangla

Husband is Not an ATM

The Opportunist

When You Own a Cabin. In Murree?

Work Harder

Game Over

Husband Day Care Centre

Who will Trespass this Estate?

cid:3.3649657335@web57002.mail.re3.yahoo.com

No TresPassing

Don’t Throw Objects at the Crocodiles

 Free Ride in a Police Car

 Traffic Dealay

 Texting While Driving Kills

Drive Slow

Warning–In Case of Fire

Signboard Outside a Church

Signboard Outside Another Church

No More Snow. Signboard outside a church.

Don’t Steal the Copper from AC Unit

There are Some Questions

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Comments

  1. Great signs. Thanks for the laughs. Most of these would be very appropriate in the USA.

  2. Lt Col Naeem Ahmed Khan ( Retd ) says:

    Lovely post.

  3. As always superb.

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