Need a Girlfriend?
Pull Up Your Pants
An Infant is Begging: Can’t Speak, Can’t Walk, No Teeth, No Job, Dirty Diaper
Long Toilet, Short Toilet. The “contractor” of this Toilet has tried to translate in English the term “Barra paishaab (Stool)/Chotta paishaab (Urine)” which is frequently used by Pakistani doctors when examining illiterate patients.
Beware of the Dog. The Cat is Not Trustworthy Either
Stop Electing Idiots. Will Pakistani masses ever act on this advice?
Warning to Tourists: Do Not Laugh at the Natives
Funny Notice: For Complaints, Press Button
Disciplinary Action Against Staff to Keep Beer Chilled in the Cistern
No Smoking in Lavatory
Prices You Can Trust: Long Yellow Things (Bananas) 1.72 / kg
Store Open 9 Days a Week
Please Press Green “Yes” Button for Yes
We Can Repair Anything. We can Repair anything. Please knock hard on the door, the bell doesn’t work.
Dark Room. Keep Door Closed. If the door is left open, all of the dark leaks out.
Thank You for Taking all the Utensils Home for Washing. Thank you for taking all the utensils home for washing. You can bring them back now.
Funny Translation in Spanish
Signboard at Kohat-1963. Photo taken by Bill Spence.
High Standard School. Note the spellings of ‘Promise’ and judge the standard of this school yourself.
Why are People Following Me?
Masha Allah Snack Bar
Thank You for Noticing This New Notice
Diapers & Politicians Should be Changed Often
Weather Forecasting Stone, Baral, Mangla
Husband is Not an ATM
When You Own a Cabin. In Murree?
Husband Day Care Centre
Bridge Converted into Bride
Who will Trespass this Estate?
Don’t Throw Objects at the Crocodiles
Free Ride in a Police Car
Texting While Driving Kills
Warning–In Case of Fire
Taraweeh Parking: 8 Rakat Parking or 20 Rakat Parking?
Signboard Outside a Church
Signboard Outside Another Church
No More Snow. Signboard outside a church.
Don’t Steal the Copper from AC Unit
There are Some Questions
More Jokes (in English)
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