Load Shedding & WAPDA Jokes

Load shedding is a momentous issue in Pakistan. The entire nation is fed up with the hide & seek played by the electricity. WAPDA is considered the main culprit for this catch-22 situation. Pakistan is a nation of jolly people. They have learned to make fun of this drawback as well. One can see many funny photos, jokes, cartoons and quotes about load shedding in the media. This segment is a collection of meticulously selected funny items about load shedding. It also includes funny Images and funny videos about Pakistan WAPDA  jokes and load shedding. These funny pictures are quite hilarious.

People kept Roza even when Electricity was not Invented

Urdu Jokes - People kept Roza even when electricity was not invented - Loadshedding Joke

Abuses ” in the Heart” during Roza 

Pakistan Bijli Jokes - Abuses" in the heart" during Roza - Load shedding WAPDA jokes

Government Plan for Unemployed Youth 

Pakistan Bijli Jokes - Government plan for Unemployed Youth - Loadshedding WAPDA jokes

Bijli ko Oxygen Naa Smajho

Pakistan Bijli Jokes - Bijli ko Oxygen naa smajho - Loadshedding WAPDA jokes

When Will the Load Shedding End in Pakistan?

Load shedding and Bijli Jokes - The cat asks the dog, "When will the load shedding end?" - Funny WAPDA jokes

WAPDA Appeals to Married Couples

Load shedding and Bijli Jokes - WAPDA appeals to married couples - Funny WAPDA jokes

Quickest Method to End Load Shedding

Cut electricity of politicians' homes to end Load Shedding in Pakistan: Load shedding and Bijli Jokes

Homes of Politicians Should Also Be Subjected to Load Shedding: It is not funny. Do it and the load shedding problem will be solved once for all.

How to Check Some One’s Manners During Hot Season? Just try it when you are lucky to have electricity after a long break.

Check one's manners by turning fan towards you during hot season: Load shedding and Bijli Jokes

Abbreviation of WAPDA?

Funny WAPDA Electricity Jokes - Teacher: "What is WAPDA?" Student; "It's Water and Power Disappearance Authority" - Load shedding Jokes in Pakistan

Meaning of ‘LOL’ in Pakistan

Funny WAPDA Electricity Jokes - "In Pakistan, 'LOL' means, Loads of Load-Shedding" - Load shedding Jokes in Pakistan

Funny Load Shedding Song. Watch this funny video.

Eighth Wonder of the World

Funny WAPDA Electricity Jokes - Eighth Woder of the World; Electricity meter in Pakistan, no electricity but full bill - Load shedding Jokes in Pakistan

Full Preparations Against Load Shedding in Karachi

WAPDA load shedding & Bijli (Electricity) Jokes - A woman telling her neighbour, " My husband is going to Karachi with full preparation against load shedding" - Jokes about WAPDA in Pakistan

Story of a Baba Jee 

WAPDA load shedding & Bijli (Electricity) Jokes - Aik Baba Jee kissi kay ghar gaye, kissi nay unn ki shaan mein gustakhi kar dee, phir andhera cha geya - Jokes about WAPDA in Pakistan

Most Appropriate Marriage Gifts

WAPDA load shedding & Bijli (Electricity) Jokes - During load shedding season, a dulha (bridegroom) is getting hand-fan, lantern and candles as marriage gifts - Jokes about WAPDA in Pakistan

Operation Theatres in Pakistan in the Near Future

WAPDA load shedding & Bijli (Electricity) Jokes - A patient producing electricity with pedals during his operation because of load shedding - Jokes about WAPDA in Pakistan

Technology Ki Jang

WAPDA load shedding & Bijli (Electricity) Jokes - Technology War between Google, Wikipedia, Internet & Computer. Bijli said, "Bhonkee jao, mein tay challi aan" - Jokes about WAPDA in Pakistan

Funny Load Shedding Couplets

WAPDA load shedding & Bijli (Electricity) Jokes - Funny Load Shedding Couplet; "Bijli kay bill ko dekh kay pagal sa ho gaya" - Jokes about WAPDA in Pakistan

Garmi Ka La Jawab Tore (Donkey Fan). This short video provides a solution to Load Shedding.

Victim of WAPDA: ” When I Get My Electric Bill I am Afraid of the Light”. 

Funny Wapda load shedding and Bijli (Electricity) jokes: Victim of WAPDA, When I get my electric bill I am afraid of the light - Jokes about WAPDA in Pakistan

Better Utilization of High Tension Electric Wires

WAPDA load shedding & Bijli (Electricity) Jokes - Shukar hai bijli kay taar kissi kaam kay tou hain (Laundry being dried on high tension electric wires) - Jokes about WAPDA in Pakistan

Cheap Manual “Air Conditioner”. Courtesy Farooq Qaisar.

Funny Wapda, load shedding and Bijli (Electricity) jokes - Cheap manual "air conditioner" at the cost of only two rotis (bread) - WAPDA jokes in Pakistan

The Chicks Came Out of the Eggs in the Refrigerator because of Load Shedding.  Courtesy Farooq Qaisar.

Funny Wapda, load shedding and Bijli (Electricity) jokes - The chicks came out of the eggs in the refrigerator because of load shedding - WAPDA jokes in Pakistan

Congratulations on 20 Hours “Successful” Load Shedding 

Funny Wapda, load shedding and Bijli (Electricity) jokes - Congratulations on 20 hours "successful" load shedding - WAPDA jokes in Pakistan

Lantern from MuseumCourtesy Farooq Qaisar.

 Load Shedding, Bijli and Wapda jokes:Lantern from Museum - Funny Wapda jokes

Modern Technology in Pakistan

WAPDA load shedding & Bijli (Electricity) Jokes - In Pakistan candle is a Modern Technology, while electric bulb is the Technology of the Past - Jokes about WAPDA in Pakistan

Mai Chali..Mai Chali..Mujhay Rokay Na Koi

Load shedding and Wapda and Bijli jokes-  mai chali mai chali, mujhay rokay na koi - funny Wapda jokes

The “Formal” Office Dress during Load SheddingCourtesy Farooq Qaisar.

Funny Wapda, load shedding and Bijli (Electricity) jokes - The "formal" office dress during load shedding - WAPDA jokes in Pakistan

Why Police Needs Lantern during Load Shedding?

WAPDA load shedding & Bijli (Electricity) Jokes - Policeman suggesting his senior to take along a lantern during load shedding to escape from the terrorists & dacoits - Jokes about WAPDA in Pakistan

New Awami Package by WAPDA: ’5 Ka 55′

Load sheddong, Wapda and Bijli jokes - New Awami Package by Wapda. 5 Ka 55 - Funny Wapda jokes

Palmist: “If You Want to Become Rich, Start Business of Candles, Lanterns and Generators.” Courtesy Farooq Qaisar.

Funny Wapda, load shedding and Bijli (Electricity) jokes - Palmist says, If you want to become rich, start business of candles, lanterns and generators - WAPDA jokes in Pakistan

‘Bijli Dainy Hai Kay Thanay Jana Hai? Rally against Wapda’s load shedding by university students.

'Bijli Dainy Hai Kay Thanay Jana Hai?' Rally against Wapda load shedding by university students

‘Na Bijli Na Pani, Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani’

Funny Wapda Jokes: Na Bijli na pani, phir bhi dil hai Pakistani

A Woman’s Husband Gets Electric Shock

funny Wapda loadshedding joke-A woman's husband gets electric shock

Why Has God Given Us Two Hands? Courtesy Farooq Qaisar.

Funny Wapda, load shedding and Bijli (Electricity) jokes - Teacher: "Why has God given us two hands?" Student: "For using hand-fan during load shedding" - WAPDA jokes in Pakistan

A Unique Way of Protest Against Load Shedding

A unique way of protest against Wapda load shedding. woman holds electric bulb in her mouth

Load Shedding Mubarak to All  Pakistanis

Wapda funny jokes: Load shedding Mubarak to all Pakistanis, wapda bijli jokes

Citizens of Pakistan! Do You Need Any Other Favour?

‘Ek Dukh Sajna da, Dooja Bijli Tang Keeta’. He is already jilted by his lover and now electricity is also playing hell with him.

When the Electricity Goes Off. At the time of power outage, Americans call Power House, Japanese check the fuse, while the Pakistanis peep at the street and say, ” Aaho, saraiyan di gai aye”.

A Case of Discrimination. This car owner is so fed up of WAPDA and its unjust load shedding policy that he is sending the Independence Day  greetings to the entire nation except WAPDA.

WAPDA & Dengue Mosquito. In the summer heat, one can’t remove the shirt because of the fear of Dengue mosquito but at the same time one is unable to wear a shirt because it is too hot and WAPDA has failed to provide continuous flow of electricity. What should we do in this situation?

Appeal by Chairman WAPDA. The new WAPDA Chairman seems to be a very pious man and asks the masses to imagine about the darkness in a grave. They will surely forget the darkness of this temporary abode.

UPS for Rs. 30 Only

Load shedding, Bijli & Wapda jokes: UPS for Rs 30 only - Funny  WAPDA jokes

Rent-a-Fan. Available for Rs.10 per hour. Advance booking is in progress.

How to Counter Load Shedding?

Please Help Affectees of Load Shedding. The ones who have generators and UPS should help their brothers by providing the items mentioned at the back of this rickshaw.

‘Batti Chali Gai’. ‘Batti ‘will continue to play hide and seek with Pakistani people unless they vote in the honest politicians who may solve this menace once for all.

Future Urdu Idioms about Electricity

Funny Wapda load shedding and Bijli (Electricity) jokes - Urdu idioms about electricity - Jokes about WAPDA in Pakistan

Load Shedding: by Bankay Mian of Express TV. A very short funny video about load shedding.

‘Sadhay Mulk Di Bijli Ji’. A Parody on load-shedding. It is worth watching.

Funny Meter Reader of WAPDA. Azizi (Suhail Ahmed) guised as a Meter Reader of WAPDA. Extremely funny video clip.

WAPDA (Loadsheding Gift Available 24/7). See this funny video. This is the voice of a nation, which is victim of WAPDA since the last many years.

WAPDA Keeps the Nation Awake. Three cheers for WAPDA for this ‘noble’ deed.

Request to WAPDA.It is requested to the higher ups in WAPDA department that they should immediately dissemble their electric poles and wires. Allah will provide some other alternative for sitting of birds.

Notice from WAPDA. Wapda is so concerned about the welfare of Pakistanis that whenever the weather turns pleasant they inform the public through all available means, including media, and ask them to bring their beds out of their homes to enjoy the cool breeze.

Laments of a Sardar Jee’s Widow 

http://www.najamwaqar.tkWhen a Sardar Jee died in Indian Punjab, his wife started lamenting: “Way tu othay tur gaya, jithay na diva na batti; Way tu othay tur gaya, jithay na manji na pirhi; Way tu othay tur gaya, jithay na aata na roti.”

Her little son asked her; “Baybay, kidray Abaa Pakistan tay nahin tur gaya?”

Parody of “Kabhi Kabhi Meray Dil Mein Khyyal Aata Hai”. One minute video by GEO TV showing funny parody on load shedding. A must watch.

Funny Load Shedding Video-GEO TV. See this short 1 minute funny video about load shedding.

Qawali: Load shedding. Superb qawali by Iftikhar Qaisar (TV artist from Peshawar) and Ali Raza. This qawali is the voice of Pakistani masses.

Happy Load Shedding. This list gives the advantages of non availability of electricity. Every dark cloud has a silver lining.

O’ WAPDA! Does the poet want this lightening to fall on him or on Wapda authorities? It has not been clearly elaborated by the learned poet.

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Comments

  1. Arslan khan says:

    Pretty good man.

  2. Ishaq Shahid Amin says:

    Lighter aspects of life, good ones.

  3. Very interesting realities.

  4. Niazi says:

    Very good jokes.

  5. Very Awesome!!

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