Urine & Stool Samples
An Apple a Day……..
“My Husband Talks in Sleep”
The Patient who Mentioned His Doctor in His Will
A Doctor who fixes Websites
“Doctor! My Wife thinks She is a Hen”
Man Gets Laxative instead of Cough Syrup
Second Opinion from the Doctor
Autopsies of Three Dead Bodies
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary of Mayo Hospital Lahore, all with very big smiles on their faces. After autopsies, the pathologist calls the police to tell them what has happened.
“First body: a cricketer, died of heart failure while taking Rs. 5 million from a bookie. Hence the enormous smile.””Second body: a man who won 1st prize in a Prize Bond draw and died of happiness, hence the smile.”The SHO asked, “What about the third body?”
“Ah,” says the Pathologist, “this is the most unusual one. Ghulam Hussain, a farmer from Sheikhupura, struck by lightning.”
“Why is he smiling then?” inquires the SHO.”
“Thought he was having his picture taken.“
Pain in the eye of Patient while drinking Coffee
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