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Cricket in Heaven
Two friends are talking about cricket. The first one asks, “Do you think there is cricket in Heaven?”
The 2nd friend replies,”I don’t know. But let’s make a deal, if I die first, I’ll come back and tell you if cricket is played in Heaven, and if you die first, you do the same.”
A few months later, the 1st friend dies. His ghost returns after a few days and says to his friend “Well, I’ve a good news and a bad news.”
The friend says, “Give me the good news first.”
The ghost says, “Well… there is cricket in Heaven.”
“And what’s the bad news?” asks his friend.
The ghost sighs and whispers, “You are opening the batting on Friday.”

Am I a Great Batsman?
A proud batsman was at the crease. He turned to the wicket-keeper and asked,  ”Tell me, just out of interest, how many great players would you say there are?
“One less than you think” replied the wicket-keeper.

A Fierce Cricket Match
A local cricket match had been a bitter affair, with hostile bowling. Several injuries were sustained, and after the game one of the batsmen was seen pacing up and down the pitch.
“Ah, I see, you are reliving the battle,” said the groundsman.
“No, said the player. “I’m looking for my teeth.”

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