Army Jokes in Urdu & Punjabi.
Editor’s Note: Visitors of this Blog are also welcome to contribute their jokes in the Comment box, the Editor would later make its Graphic.
Major not Laughing at Corps Commander’s Jokes
“Waikh Fauji, Agg laawaan teri Majbooriyaan noo”.
Full Dress Rehearsal
Changay Phassay Aaan
Newly Married Couple
Kanjoos Major
American Soldier and the Lamp
Fauji Zindagi
A Very Brief ACR of a Tall Major
A Captain’s Search for a Perfect Bride
Weeping Bride of a Captain
Second Lieutenant gives Wedding Gift to his Wife
The Bickering of a Retired Fauji Bhai
Chaha Fazal Din, a Simple Fauji Pensioner
Anger of an Army Wife
Clever Major who plays Bridge
Army Officer’s Wife fed up of Bridge Playing Habit
Brilliant thinking of a Rangar Fauji
A ‘Tragic Story’ of an Army Wife
The Corps Commander and the Witty ‘Rangar’ Subedar. A true anecdote contributed by Maj Zuha Saeed (12 OTS). Please read the anecdote “The Corps Commander and the Witty Risaldar”.
‘Obedient’ Wife of a Fauji
Army Jokes in Urdu & Punjabi: Classical Song on an Army Unit’s Raising Day Function
Army Jokes in Urdu: A Civilian Friend asks an Army Officer about Army Life
‘Soldier Cut’
An Army officer Buys Three Cinema Tickets for Sunday
‘Disturbance Pay’ for Army Officers . One can recall the comment of an ex British Defence Attache during the Zia’s years on Pakistan and Indian armies, ” Since independence both the armies have forgotten nothing and learnt nothing new “. This sums it up!
Joke made and contributed by Lt Col (R) Rashid Zia Cheema (2nd SSC).
Drag Chute of F-104 Fighter Plane. A true anecdote contributed by Lt Col (R) Masood Alam (2nd SSC).
Army Jokes in Urdu & Punjabi: A Retired Army Officer’s ‘Wishful Thinking’
Funny Tune of an Army Band on a Captain’s Wedding
Army Jokes in Urdu: Wah Ray Fauji Band!
Army Jokes in Urdu: Fauj Zafar Mauj
Army Jokes in Urdu & Punjabi: A ‘Unique’ Trick for Getting Leave
Army Jokes in Urdu: Gul Khan’s Rifle
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Good jokes.
Very interesting and funny jokes …..do upload more. 🙂
Hahahahaha! Good and fresh jokes.
Amazing jokes!!! Pakistan Army is the best.
Reminding sweet memories of this great profession!!
Excellent collection!!
Sir Cheema,
Really amazing jokes. As Army Officer I like these.
These fauji jokes are very good and I like these.
I also like Pak army!!
I am always with Pak Army; good effort…..
Sir,
Zaberdast! Mazzaa aa gya … I love these jokes.
Yaqeen maanein baar baar parhnay ko dil karta hai… aur apni Army life pay nazar dalta hoon tou aur maza aata hai kay Officers aur jawan sub kay sub saaday loge hain.
Very good jokes, I enjoyed it very much.
ایک دفعہ ‘ڈایننگ ان نایٹ’ کے دوران ایک کور کمانڈر صاحب بڑے ڈھیلے ڈھا لے لطیفے سنا رھے تھےاور تمام افسران با امر مجبوری سن کر ھنس رھے تھے مگر ایک میجر صاحب نہ صرف ھنس نہیں رہے تھے بلکہ بالکل خاموش کھڑے تھے ۔ آخر جنرل صاحب سے نہ رہا گیا اور میجر سے پوچھ ہی لیا۔” میجر صاحب کیا بات ہے، آپ ھماری کمپنی انجوآئے نہیں کر رھے ھو؟” میجر صاحب جھٹ سے بولے ” سر دراصل میں آپ کے کور سے نہیں ھوں”۔ “
Your joke has been posted today. I somehow missed it. Sorry for the wait and inconvenience.
Good jokes!!
Barri gull aye jee!
Bhai,
You have worked hard to collect these jokes. These shall amuse more to civilians or youngsters who have not read these before. Hum tou abb budhey ho gae hain suntay huey. Any way, still these brought smile to our face.
Superb jokes! Hamari fauj ki her cheez kamal ki hoti hai, jokes tou hahaha zabardast hain. Enjoyed a lot.
Thank you so much for sharing these. Well done!!
Very cool jokes. Nice jokes, nice page!!
Hahaha superb!!!! I would say hamari fouj kay jokes, hahahaha.
Really amazing and fantastic jokes, thanks a lot.
Nice jokes, no doubt!!
I am pasting your jokes on my Facebook page but all copyrights are still yours!
I don’t need any copyright. Paste it any where you like.
Thoroughly enjoyed. Thank you.
Nice jokes. Keep it up!!
Enjoyed fully.
Collation of all these Army jokes at one place is tremendous effort. Encouraged by this, others may be asked to contribute. Collection, collation and dissemination by Rashid Zia Cheema (the Editor) is praise worthy.
Col Cheema (Editor),
You made my day. Thoroughly enjoyed the jokes. Thanks a lot. God bless you.
Please upgrade your info. “Zinda fauji lakh da, retired fauji sava lakh da, Tay lateefoun wala fauji panj lakh da.” 🙂
Salam,
All retired Army officers are invited in “Veterans’ Own” Group. The link is given below:-
https://www.facebook.com/groups/veterans.own/
A good collection!!
I really enjoyed reading these jokes.
Dear Uncle Cheema,
I am loving it…Yeh Dil Mangay Aur Ziada!!!
“Mazedaar tay kararay Fauji jokes”.
Well done, Cheema Jee!!!
Uncle Cheema,
Good jokes in your website, you rock!!!!!
Nice collection…..specially about ‘Saas’ (mother-in-law).
Dear Cheema,
Given your sense of humour, this page is bound to be popular with Forum members.
Hilarious and entertaining. Looking forward to more of them.
Nice jokes!
Dear Cheema,
Nice ones. Its always a good refreshment after watching all the bullshit on TV. Well done. boss.
I am reading the jokes to my wife about the wedding band and the Saas. We had a good laugh. Keep it up.
Good Job!! “Jungle maen more naacha, kiss nay dekha!!” Only Col Cheema can see.
Cheema Jee,
Naiki da kum kar rahay ho, buddhay tay oonghday sheraan noo jaga tay hassa rahay ho. Good jokes, keep it up!!!
Wah! Cheema Jee,
Maza aa gaya. Keep it up!
Excellent job, Cheema Jee, and it is certain to grow. We will all make an effort to water the tree.
Well done Cheema!! Good job done!! You will get lot of jokes for this page. You may add my parachute joke in this page. Regards.
Cheema, it’s good humour!! I appreciate your effort.