Army Jokes (in English)

Funny Army Jokes.

It’s a good collection of funny Army Jokes. These funny jokes about Armed Services will make your day. Keep on visiting this page, more Army Jokes will be added shortly. These hilarious jokes will make both the civilian readers and the serving and retired personnel of Armed Services laugh their hearts out.


Colonel’s Wife Gets Snappy Salutes

Funny Army Jokes, Military Humor | Colonel's wife gets snappy salutes - Best Military Jokes

Army Joke: Classic Insult of a Sergeant Major by a Soldier 

Army Jokes in English: Classic insult of a Sergeant Major by a soldier - Funny Army Jokes

Boasting about Old Times by Two Retired Officers, a Good Army Joke

Army Jokes in English: Two retired Infantry officers boasting about old Army times - Funny Army Jokes

A Pompous Colonel

Army Jokes in English: Classic insult of a pompous Colonel by a soldier - Funny Army Jokes

‘Why Girls Like to Marry Military Men?’
Many girls like to marry a military man because he can cook, sew, and make beds, he’s in good health and he’s already used to taking orders.

Army Jokes: ‘How did you Know the War was Over?’
A 90 year old veteran was giving
 a talk at local library about his World War II experiences. During the question-and-answer period, he was asked, “How did you know the war was over?”
He replied, “When they stopped shooting at me.”

Army Jokes: ‘Thanks for Coming Back’
An Air Force officer was riding his scooter when he passed an airman who didn’t salute. The officer stopped, turned around, and glared at the airman.
“Thanks for coming back for me,” the airman said, jumping on the back of the scooter. “Airmen’s mess, sir.”

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  1. Hilarious!! Please add more jokes.

  2. Col (R) Qaisar Rashid says:

    Good one.

  3. Hahahahahaha!! Good jokes.

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